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Joke for the day

Last post by crazyhorse « Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:33 am
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by crazyhorse » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:48 am

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away .
The undertaker told the husband,...

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Grammar Lesson
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.

In a recent linguistic...
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Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:33 am
Flux Capacitor now available at O'Reilly auto.....

Last post by 59yblockf100 « Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:25 am
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by Ohiotinkerer » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:50 pm

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Buddy of mine sent this to me.....thought it was a gag website until I typed in 121G in the search bar on their website....... :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:25 am
Got any interesting news?

Last post by crazyhorse « Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:19 am
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by crazyhorse » Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:37 pm

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Got any interesting news, if so please share with us.

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Remington Arms files for bankruptcy

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Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:19 am
Man bites police dog

Last post by 59yblockf100 « Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:53 am
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by crazyhorse » Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:55 am

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Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:53 am
TV BOX SNOW BLADE

Last post by crazyhorse « Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:18 pm

by crazyhorse » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:18 pm

Some one came up with a good use for empty tv box. :thup:

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Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:18 pm
VERY UNUSUAL ALABAMA / MINNESOTA MEN BASKETBALL GAME

Last post by crazyhorse « Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:59 am

by crazyhorse » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:59 am

Alabama is having to play with 3 players, some were kicked out and they only had 3 players left.

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Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:59 am
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Last post by lennyp « Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:27 am
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by crazyhorse » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:19 am

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Merry Christmas to all as we celebrate the birth of baby Jesus.
I hope everyone has the best CHRISTmas ever , with family , friends and lots of good...

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Merry Christmas Too All

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Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:27 am
Joke for today

Last post by crazyhorse « Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:40 am
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by crazyhorse » Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:14 am

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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars...

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Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A Merry Can...
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Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:40 am
Houston astros win their 1st ever world series championship

Last post by 59yblockf100 « Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:00 am
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by crazyhorse » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:40 pm

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How bout them Houston Astros.
First time ever world series champions. :woohoo:

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was a very good world series,nice to see a team win one that hasnt won one before,

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Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:00 am
Amish Chevrolet

Last post by 59yblockf100 « Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:03 pm
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by sargentrs » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:36 pm

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No offense intended! :wink:
AmishChevrolet.jpg

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:03 pm
This is too funny....

Last post by Ohiotinkerer « Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:53 pm

by Ohiotinkerer » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:53 pm

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Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:53 pm
Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Last post by crazyhorse « Mon May 08, 2017 11:53 pm
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by crazyhorse » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:02 am

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Got some old sayings/ clichés you would share with us?

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers...

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away and barefoot. :D

Credit cards are like...

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Mon May 08, 2017 11:53 pm
How 'bout dem Tjgers

Last post by crazyhorse « Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:36 pm
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by crazyhorse » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:06 am

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Hey , How 'bout dem Tigers. :D
Clemson beats Alabama for national football title. :woohoo:

:fr: :fr: :fr: :fr: :fr:

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The Tigers lost to Alabama last year, but managed to win this year.
It is unusual the same 2 teams made it back to play each other again this year....

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Last post by crazyhorse View the latest post
Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:36 pm
depending on your family this could be true.....

Last post by Ohiotinkerer « Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:42 pm

by Ohiotinkerer » Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:42 pm

"Google lists Ouija bords as one of the most popular toys, as if it isn't bad enough dealing with your LIVING relatives"....... :lol:

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Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:42 pm
Just for the laughs - mechanics nightmares pictures

Last post by hot-rod « Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:41 am
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by Jbott » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:48 am

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My wife sent me this:

Mods - can you please move to this humor?

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damned. now I have to clean my keyboard from coffee

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Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:41 am
Nobody...

Last post by Dirty Offio « Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:26 pm
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by Ren » Fri May 27, 2016 4:48 am

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Nobody thinks they're:

a bad driver.
a bad parent.
or lousy in bed.

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Also:

Ugly.
Stupid.
Whiney.
"That" person.

Lol!

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Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:26 pm
almost done my 1970 f250

Last post by flyboy2610 « Thu Jun 09, 2016 7:21 pm
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by Power By Ford 70 F250 4x4 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:11 pm

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Just had the bed painted today.

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why is my post in Humor?

Perhaps because from that angle it looks like you're carrying a True Value hardware store in the bed? :?

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Thu Jun 09, 2016 7:21 pm
Real Bravery

Last post by flyboy2610 « Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:01 pm
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by ddcrim » Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:29 am

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Wake Up America !!!!!!!

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There is a fine line between bravery and insanity. Methinks the boid done crossed it! :lol:

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Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:01 pm
The Haircut

Last post by AZf100 « Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:54 am

by AZf100 » Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:54 am

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd...

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Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:54 am
Bud The Cowboy

Last post by AZf100 « Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:28 am

by AZf100 » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:28 am

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2015 BMW advanced toward him out of a...

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Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:28 am
Do you know some one that does little or no work?

Last post by crazyhorse « Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:14 pm

by crazyhorse » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:14 pm

Let us hear from you if you know some one that does little or no work ?

I have seen people that simply would not do their work and could get away...

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Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:14 pm
EXTREME Rednecks

Last post by crazyhorse « Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:31 am
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by wildcard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:13 pm

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You're An EXTREME Redneck When...

1) You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2) The Blue Book...

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Mr Wild, :D Mr Wild :D

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Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:31 am
Engineers

Last post by wildcard « Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:19 pm

by wildcard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:19 pm

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second...

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Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:19 pm
Sven, Ole, and Lars go logging

Last post by flyboy2610 « Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:34 pm

by flyboy2610 » Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:34 pm

Part 1

Part 2

Ya, vell ve didn't tink it vus gonna fall in DAT direction! :o :eek: :lol:

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Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:34 pm
Denver and Carolina in Super Bowl 50.

Last post by crazyhorse « Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:00 am
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by crazyhorse » Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:02 am

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Ok , Denver and Carolina plays in Super Bowl 50.

Lets hear some comments/thoughts.

Who do you think will win?

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Since I'm from the Carolinas , all i got say is "THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN " :D

Mr Jimmy, Carolina does look very strong.

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Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:00 am
Powerball

Last post by carnuck « Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:19 pm
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by crazyhorse » Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:42 pm

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If you won, what would you do with the millions you’d end up with after taxes ? :woohoo:

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Hire homeless people who are capable to build houses for themselves and other homeless people.

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Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:19 pm
The wife's new car

Last post by Canonman67 « Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:05 pm

by Canonman67 » Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:05 pm

Sad to say I immediately thought of the exgirlfriend.

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Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:05 pm
Not a bump but still cool

Last post by hazelnut « Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:54 am
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by crazyhorse » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:53 am

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What do you think?

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Where's the humor :?

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Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:54 am
Better hold on to our bumps

Last post by 67swbranger « Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:00 am
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by crazyhorse » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:02 am

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We can work of them .

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:lol: :lol: :lol: , they can take my wrenches "over my dead body" :box:. Failing that, Canada anyone?

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Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:00 am
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name

Last post by crazyhorse « Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:47 pm
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by hazelnut » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:12 pm

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Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and...

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Mr Nut :thup: Mr Nut :thup: :D :D

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Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:47 pm
Uh....what?

Last post by chad67 « Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:51 am
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by chad67 » Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:31 pm

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I live in the St. Louis area, so when I saw this it blew my mind. Thoughts?

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I think the sign speaks of their true attitudes as it is here. Blocking highways, looting stores, destroying property that working people spent their...

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Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:51 am
Husband divides everything 50/50 with ex wife

Last post by crazyhorse « Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:48 pm

by crazyhorse » Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:48 pm

Would you divide like this ? :D

Is the simple solution the best? :D

What is your thoughts? :D

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Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:48 pm
What's in the box ?

Last post by flyboy2610 « Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:03 pm
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by hazelnut » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:07 pm

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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She
Picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash...

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Ya does what ya gots to. :wink:

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Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:03 pm
Burt gets a new hat

Last post by jimmy828 « Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:09 pm
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by hazelnut » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:59 pm

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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into...

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That's the wife for :D ya

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Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:09 pm
Burt gets a new hat

Last post by hazelnut « Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:59 pm

by hazelnut » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:59 pm

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into...

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Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:59 pm
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Last post by crazyhorse « Sat May 30, 2015 12:58 am
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by hazelnut » Thu May 28, 2015 9:27 am

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#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a...

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:D :D

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Sat May 30, 2015 12:58 am
Boudreaux Magic

Last post by crazyhorse « Sat May 30, 2015 12:41 am
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by hazelnut » Fri May 29, 2015 7:19 pm

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Thibodeaux and Boudreaux entered a chocolate store.
As they were looking at the candy, Thibodeaux stole 3 chocolate bars.

When they left the store...

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Mr Nut :D Mr Nut :D

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Sat May 30, 2015 12:41 am
Grandpa gets audited

Last post by crazyhorse « Mon May 25, 2015 12:05 am
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by hazelnut » Sun May 24, 2015 1:49 pm

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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The...

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Mr Nut :D Mr Nut :D

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Mon May 25, 2015 12:05 am
You Will Walk Today

Last post by jimmy828 « Wed May 20, 2015 6:39 pm
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by ToughOldFord » Wed May 20, 2015 8:06 am

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You Will Walk Today
I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
However, when I...

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That darn Al Sharpton, he is never specific when he speaks :D

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Wed May 20, 2015 6:39 pm
speak english

Last post by GHOST « Tue May 12, 2015 2:15 pm
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by 1972 highboy » Mon May 11, 2015 8:31 am

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a man was waiting in line at a grocery store and was behind a woman that was talking on her cell phone.when she finished her call the man said your...

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:thup: :lol:

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Tue May 12, 2015 2:15 pm
Sisters buy a bull

Last post by crazyhorse « Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:42 pm
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by hazelnut » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:37 pm

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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to...

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Mr Nut, :D Mr Nut :D

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Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:42 pm
THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER...

Last post by 67mann « Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:35 am
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by hazelnut » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:31 pm

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Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was...

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:lolprev:

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Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:35 am
USRSF (New Fighting Unit)

Last post by AZf100 « Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:26 am

by AZf100 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:26 am

Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 900-man elite fighting unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These...

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Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:26 am
Singing In Church

Last post by AZf100 « Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:37 am
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by wildcard » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:55 pm

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About those Church Hymns:

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going...

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:lol: :lol:

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Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:37 am
Tiffany's

Last post by wildcard « Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:45 pm
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by AZf100 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:00 pm

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A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...

AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thup:

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Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:45 pm
A Blonde's Year In Review

Last post by AZf100 « Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:49 am
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by wildcard » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:23 am

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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels........

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Some of those aren't too far off. :lol:

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Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:49 am
A Tale Of Woe

Last post by AZf100 « Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:46 am
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by wildcard » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:49 am

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Three aspiring psychiatrists from three leading universities were attending
their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some...

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That is the Correct answer in my book :lol: :lol:

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Last post by AZf100 View the latest post
Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:46 am
LITTLE THELMA

Last post by flyboy2610 « Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:32 pm
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by ToughOldFord » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:18 pm

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LITTLE THELMA

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And,...

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Sounds better than any plan I've heard come out of Washington! :D

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Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:32 pm
This Explains A Lot

Last post by wildcard « Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:25 am

by wildcard » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:25 am

. The Explanation Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to...

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Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:25 am
OLD DOG

Last post by crazyhorse « Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:27 pm
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by hazelnut » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:06 pm

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An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his...

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Mr Nut :D Mr Nut :D

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Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:27 pm

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