Excellent Craigslist Ad!

[BigMike]

This is not my ad, it's not for a truck, but I think a lot of you will chuckle at the spirit of this ad.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4504608891.html

1977 Pontiac Gran Prix For Bad-Asses Only!

Are you looking for a nice quiet ride?
A car that sips gas as you commute to the local coffee shop for your fair trade blend as you work on your novel/screenplay/dissertation?
A car that you and the wife can drive out to wine country as you talk about what charities your going to donate to this year?
Well, then you're a wimp, go buy a Prius.

THIS IS A MAN'S CAR!

It's a loud, fast, beer chugging, donuts on your neighbors lawn kind car!
It's a I don't care about you or your "honor student" kids kind of car!
It's got a V8, with dual exhaust!
Dings and dents from the poor ******** foolish enough to get in it's way!
There have been lots of GOOD TIMES in and on the interior!
Cracked windshield from head banging too hard to Judas Priest!
Huge trunk to haul lots of beer!
This machine runs like a pig on fire! (sorry vegans)
Drive fast through the Pearl District, making fake tanned trophy wives jump behind their BMW's in fear!
Bring down the property values of your entire neighborhood with this parked on your lawn!
Do something worthwhile for once in your miserable life, grow a pair and buy this bad-ass ride!
$1700 or best offer

[sargentrs]

Awesome!