I won the lottery

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I won the lottery

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Me:...... To wife. " I bet if I won the lottery you would take half of it move out and divorce me ?"

Wife:..... " In a minute "

Me :........ " Here's 6 bucks, ...... I won 12 in the lottery last night. .......here,..... let me get those bags,.......they look heavy ."
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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