A promise for my friend

[crazyhorse]

My friend took me aside one day while we were over visiting.
He usually doesn't get all secretive-like but, I could see he was serious.
He looked me in the eyes and said:

I want you to promise me

If something should happen to me like an accident, heart attack, stroke or while working under my bump, it falls on me,

PLEASE don't let Matilda May sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them!

[hazelnut]

Where's the humor in that ?

[crazyhorse]

Where's the humor in that ?

Some where between Matilda May and the price of the guns.