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You Will Walk Today

Postby ToughOldFord » Wed May 20, 2015 8:06 am

You Will Walk Today
I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
However, when I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a Black Delray Beach church I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

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Re: You Will Walk Today

Postby Busboy » Wed May 20, 2015 9:21 am

That's great! :fr:
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Re: You Will Walk Today

Postby jimmy828 » Wed May 20, 2015 6:39 pm

That darn Al Sharpton, he is never specific when he speaks :D


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