At The Pearly Gates

[flyboy2610]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young man.

I directed them to leave him alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the c r a p out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"

" Couple of minutes ago."

[RedneckTexan]

good one!

[Pipes71]