This guy really needs a bumpside!

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This guy really needs a bumpside!

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Hey guys,

Let's have some fun here.
Show me your best photo of who really needs a bumpside truck!
I'll start...
The only thing he didn't have loaded onto this thing related to his trade, was the bags of concrete! :lol:


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This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken ... in Waldorf (Maryland?) by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he bought a camera to take pictures.

The car is still running as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was over jogging up and down on Rt. 925 in the background. The witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal and the police just shook their heads in amazement. The driver finally came back after the police were there and was getting down at the back to cut the twine around the load. They told him to get back until it was taken off.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. The store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver! Both back tires are trashed. The back shocks were driven up through the floorboard. In the back seat were 10 bags, 80 lbs. each of concrete. On the roof are many 2X4s, 4X4s and sheets of OSB. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. The car is a VW Jetta with FL plates and the guy said he was headed for Annapolis.
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Post by 1971ford »

sorry i dont have a picture, but..
my dad and i went to home depot recently and saw a nice bronco in the load up area being filled almost completely with tile, then cement bags to fill the empty space. the poor bronco's rear end was very low. then we went inside HD and thought to take a picture, so i ran back out just in time to see the bronco scrape its hitch on a slight slope. poor bronco.
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This one is just funny.
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the one with the shetland pony is the funniest.
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Keith,
As I'm LMAO :lol: :lol: No way!!!!The poor pony. :eek:

Now what's the matter with that perfectly good approved osha ladder scaffolding?:D

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LOL!!! At least they had a post to tie the pony to.
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Hey guys,

I really took that first picture, (sitting at a checkers/rallys for lunch).

Robert, The ATV on the car reminds me of my younger days! :lol:

Jason, That is unreal! Poor kid on the bike. :eek:

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SOLD-71 F-350 dually flatbed, 302 / .030 over V-8 with a "baby"C-6, B & M truckshifter, Dana70/4.11 ratio, intermittent wipers, tilt steering, full LED lighting on the flat bed, and no stereo yet (this way I can hear the rattles to diagnose)! SOLD!
Many Ford bumps / one 76' EB / and several dents through the years.
A lot of "oddball" Ford parts collected from working on them for 34 years now!
2008 Ford Escape 4 x 4
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Post by ford4x4fun »

These are all to funny, I like the pony too... Maybe in my next trip over seas, I will get some good ones. Those people are always good for a laugh!!!!
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