This guy really needs a bumpside!

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re: This guy really needs a bumpside!

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And I thought I was bad about overloading cars lol. We used to use my contour to take a 14ft v bottom with a five horse motor on the roof with the icechest and load the fishing gear in the trunk and back seat. but I got me a bump now lol.
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Montana71,

I just had to bump this thread back to the top! :lol:
Can't believe the car didn't flatten all the tires!
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basketcase0302 wrote:Montana71,

I just had to bump this thread back to the top! :lol:
Can't believe the car didn't flatten all the tires!
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I saw this car passing through a parking lot. I think its a truck rack or a home made one :lol: . Its hard to see.
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There was a guy in town used to take his cattle to market it the back of a 52 ford 4dr car
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Wow haven't seen this one in almost a year! :eek: Time to Bump it back to the top again...
I saw this today while eating my lunch at a local building supply store and just had to share it with ya'll. :lol:
This guy thinks a honda is a truck! I was waiting for him to tie a rope through the open windows and then try to get in! :doh:

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US air force sticker....maybe he's trying to get lift on his Honda :lol:
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basketcase0302 wrote:Montana71,

I just had to bump this thread back to the top! :lol:
Can't believe the car didn't flatten all the tires!
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basketcase0302 wrote:Wow haven't seen this one in almost a year! :eek: Time to Bump it back to the top again...
I saw this today while eating my lunch at a local building supply store and just had to share it with ya'll. :lol:
This guy thinks a honda is a truck! I was waiting for him to tie a rope through the open windows and then try to get in! :doh:

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OMG I used to see that ALL THE TIME when I worked at Home Depot. I would constantly have to explain to idiots why I couldn't load an entire pallet of cinderblocks/cement bags/plywood into their car. :doh:
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I was at Home Depot one time and saw a fork lift trying to pull the forks out from under the load of a full pallet of the 12' long drywall that was on the back of what looked like an 85 Ford F100 shortbed. I noticed it looked like it had the car type lug nut spacing on it. The guy couldn't get the forks out because of the angle since the trucks bumper was actually sitting on the ground. OF COURSE. I had to go tell them that what they were doing was not going to work and the truck was not going to carry the load. The just kept on working at it and basically ignored me. Still there when I left. I just do not understand people some times
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Halleluiah I finally got the search engine to work! :pray:
Wanted to bump this one back to the top before I lose it again! :lol:
Saw the Hyndau (can't even spell it-why would i own one) yesterday with the wheelbarrow on top! :eek:
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Typical Honda owner.
My vehicle can do anything!!!!
Notice the USAF banner in the back window is backwards????
The driver can read it, so can passengers looking out the back window.
Otherwise, its just a decal fail :lol:

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two-bit on Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:54 am
Typical Honda owner.
My vehicle can do anything!!!!
Notice the USAF banner in the back window is backwards????
The driver can read it, so can passengers looking out the back window.
Otherwise, its just a decal fail :lol:
They spelled Honda wrong on the spare tire carrier also!
I took the pic in my rearview mirror LOL!
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Really needs an F-350-not just a bump! :lol:

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That has to be a photoshot pic, No way a behind can be that big and not CRUSH the hood. Her fat a** couldnt even fit through the door to get in the back seat.
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