If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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I did some homework, (traced the license) and I'll have ya'll know that TOF failed to mention that's our member Ford4X4fun's ride while he's giving his bump the "once over! :lol:
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Wood you mind not making fun of my hitch please! :lol:
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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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Aussie_1970 wrote:Hey man that thing's valuable, it once belonged to Edward Woodward
I see-der what you did there! :D

I wonder if that Honda owner has a bumper sticker that says "Don't Ride My Ash"
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Oh, and Fir what it's worth this is not an authentic surfer's woody.
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ToughOldFord wrote:
Aussie_1970 wrote:Hey man that thing's valuable, it once belonged to Edward Woodward
I see-der what you did there! :D

I wonder if that Honda owner has a bumper sticker that says "Don't Ride My Ash"
OK, TOF, I am trying to get to church and your "cracking" me up again
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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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Sorry, don't mean to get you out on a limb!
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This thread is starting to make me board...
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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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Calfdemon wrote:This thread is starting to make me board...
Then it's time to spruce it up!
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Riders who don't "chip" in must walk the Plank.
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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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ToughOldFord wrote:
Calfdemon wrote:This thread is starting to make me board...
Then it's time to spruce it up!
Should we branch out to a new thead?
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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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67 428 F250 wrote:
ToughOldFord wrote:
Calfdemon wrote:This thread is starting to make me board...
Then it's time to spruce it up!
Should we branch out to a new thead?
Naw, let us leaf it be.
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Maybe the guy just needed a bigger trunk.
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I wonder if this guy has trouble parallel barking
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Wonder if that thing has a Roots Blower under the hood?
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Re: If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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He should get a Dodge Aspen.
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Absowoodly!
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