It's cold tonight BUT you better share da blanket

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It's cold tonight BUT you better share da blanket

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Reminder to the Fordification Family.
It is going to be cold tonight ,
BUT make sure you share the blanket or you might be in trouble. :D

See what happened to this guy. :eek:

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That's Myrtle Beach for ya!
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Ole is traveling on a train and learns that he and pretty woman who he's never met before have to share the same sleeping carriage.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, Ole on the lower bunk.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes Ole and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
Ole leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I'fe got a better idea... yust for tonight, let's pretend you're my vife, Lena!"
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," Ole replies, "Go get your own blanket!"
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Red Green

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Mr Flyboy :D , Mr Flyboy :D
That was a good one.
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